Intro:
 
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Verse 1:
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36, 32, boot cut with a skoal ring 
A                          E                  A 
Grease stains, bleach spots and a hole in the knee 
            D                                  A 
You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders 
   B                                      E                E 
And she'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please 
 
Chorus:
            A                      D 
You wear the pants, buddy good for you 
          E                    A     E 
I'm so impressed, yeah whoopty-doo 
            A                      D 
You need to know that ain't how it works 
                      A     E                    A        E 
It's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirt 
 
Verse 2:
       A                  E                   A 
At the top drawer of her dresser there's some panties 
       A              E                  A 
Go try on that purple pair with the lacy frill 
          D                                     A    
With your big old thighs I bet you can't get in 'em 
              B                         E            E 
And with that attitude of yours, hell I bet you never will 
 
Chorus:
             A                     D 
You wear the pants, buddy good for you 
         E                    A       E 
I'm so impressed, yeah whoopty-doo 
            A                      D 
You need to know that ain't how it works 
                      A     E                    D 
It's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirt 
 
Solo and Interlude
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Bridge:
          E                               D 
A big old boy like you can probably bench 350 
         A                                  E 
A little thing like her can barely lift the bar 
         E                            D 
But just wait until that woman has a headache 
        B                                       E           
And she sits there with her legs crossed, we'll see how strong you are 
 
Chorus:
             A                     D 
You wear the pants, buddy good for you 
           E                A       E 
We're so impressed, whoopty-doo 
                 A                     D 
You'll soon find out that ain't how it works 
                       A   E                    F#m      D 
It's not who wears the pants, it's who wears the skirt  Oh Ohh 
             A    E               
You wear the pants, who wears the skirt? 
 
Outro
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