IntroDGADGAVerse 1DA
I remember sayin' I don't care either way
BmAG
Just as long as he or she is healthy I'm ok
DA
Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen
BmAG
And said "Ya see that thing right there well ya know what that means"
AG
And I started wondering who he was going to be
AGA
And I thought heaven help us if he's anything like me
GA
He'll probably climb a tree too tall and ride his bike too fast
DBmA
End up every summer wearin something in a cast
GD/F#EmA
He's gonna throw a ball and break some glass in a window down the street
ChorusGA
He's gonna get in trouble oh he's gonna get in fights
BmAEsus4E
I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep
GF#mBmEAD
It safe to say that I'm gonna get my pay back if he's anything like me
InstrumentalDGAVerse 2DA
I can see him right now knees all skinned up
BmAG
With a magnifying glass tryin to melt the Tonka truck
DA
Won't he be a sight with his football helmet on
BmAG
That'll be his first love till his first love comes along
AG
He'll get his heart broke by the time he's in his teens
AGA
And heaven help him if he's anything like me
ChorusGA
He'll probably stay out too late and drive his car too fast
DBm
Get a speeding ticket he'll pay for mowing grass
GD/F#EmA
He's gonna get caught skippin class and be grounded for a week
GA
He's gonna get in trouble we're gonna get in fights
BmAEsus4E
I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep
GF#mBmEAG
It's safe to say that I'm gonna get my pay back if he's anything like me
InstrumentalGF#mEmDAVerse 3AGDA
He's gonna love me and hate me along the way
AGEmA
The years are gonna fly by I already dread the day
GA
He's gonna hug he's momma he's gonna shake my hand
BmAEsus4E
He's gonna act like he can't wait to leave
GF#mBm
But as he drives out he'll cry he's eyes out
EAD
If he's anything like me
G
There's worse folks to be like
F#mBmEADGAD
Aw he'll be alright if he's anything like me
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