Verse
A                  D 
I can make anybody pretty  
      A                    D 
I can make you believe any lie  
      A               A/G#       F#m     A          E 
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size  
     A                              D 
Well I've been known to cause a few breakups   
    A                              D 
And I've been known to cause a few births  
      A            A/G#   F#m          A          E   
I can make you new friends   or get you fired from work   
 
Chorus
              A             D 
And since the day I left Milwaukee  
A                       D 
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France  
     A          A/G# F#m        A     Bm                       E 
Been making the bars lots of big money and helping white people dance  
  A                     D 
I got you in trouble in high school  
    A                      D 
But college now that was a ball  
        D           D/C#              D/B      D/A        E 
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me  
    A      D        A        D 
Alcoho-o-o-o-l, Alcoho-o-o-o-o-l