Intro: 
 
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Verse: 
 
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Where to begin? They call me tropical storm Jim 
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Here's your really local forecast, there's a warm front moving in 
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Pin drop, yeah you heard it when I moon walked in the room 
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While around the water cooler at the Legion of Doom 
They're shouting: 
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"Why's the new guy with the sweet moves talking that smack?" 
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Well I'm the kind of crazy made from the shit of a bat 
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I swing like hell but know full well that I won't win the fight 
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But big man I'm the beta male that's gonna ruin your night 
 
Prechorus (0:46) 
 
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My rhymes score dimes ain't nothing you can do 
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It's hard to clap with your dick in your hand dude 
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to 
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to 
 
Chorus: 
 
C# B A 
 
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to 
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to 
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Verse: 
 
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What? Who me? Who am I? Well I'm just awesome 
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Like watching someone else getting kicked in the balls and  
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DJs hit pause when I waltz in, my thoughts enthrall crowds for hours and  
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It would come at no surprise if I had magical powers, poof 
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Buy me beers, cheers. Here's to blood, sweat and tears for fears 
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Yes I get stupid like a baby with pierced ears 
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So drop me like them panties drop when I drop knowledge 
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Danger was my middle name but I changed it in college 
 
Prechorus: 
 
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My rhymes score dimes ain't nothing you can do 
B                            A 
It's hard to clap with your dick in your hand dude 
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to 
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to 
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My rhymes score dimes ain't nothing you can do 
B                            A 
It's hard to clap with your dick in your hand dude 
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to 
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to 
 
Chorus: 
 
C# B A 
 
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to 
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I write the songs that girls like to dance to 
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Bridge: 
 
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Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
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Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
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Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
 
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Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
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Make them motherf*ckers sweat  
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Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
 
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Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
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Make them motherf*ckers sweat  
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Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
 
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Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
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Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
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Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
E                         A F# A 
Make them disco babies wet 
 
Bridge : 
 
C#m                                 G# E G# 
Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick 
C#m                                    A F# A 
Get stuck in her head like porn star dick 
C#m                                    A F# G# 
Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick 
C#m                                    A 
Get stuck in her head like porn star dick 
 
Bridge (3:45) 
 
A                         F# 
Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
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Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
                         C#m 
Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
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Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick 
 
A                         F# 
Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
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Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
                         C#m 
Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
                                   A 
Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick 
 
A                         F# 
Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
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Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
                         C#m 
Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
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Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick 
 
A                         F# 
Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
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Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
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Make them motherf*ckers sweat 
                                   A 
Turn on a dime with a rhyme so quick 
 
Outro: 
 
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