Intro: 
Uno dos 
tres quatros 
 
D--G-A 
 
Verse 1: 
                D 
When you f*cked grandpa 
Did he tell you 
        G         A 
that he loved you? 
       D 
Did he hold you until 
the sun did rise 
    G 
And did he look 
  A 
into your eyes 
    D 
And ask you to 
fellate him 
     G 
And stick a finger 
A 
or two in his ass 
 
Chorus: 
G 
He seems like 
  A 
a total asshole 
G            A 
Grandpa is a total 
f*cking asshole 
G 
Who would ever want 
  A 
a dirty greasy 
finger in his ass? 
   (hold) 
He rubs his dick 
in broken glass 
 
(Repeat Intro twice) 
 
Verse 2: 
When you f*cked 
D 
grandpa 
Did he kiss you 
         G      A 
soft and tender? 
       D 
Did he tie your hands 
behind your head 
    G 
And was it on your 
A 
mother's bed? And 
 
(Repeat Chorus) 
 
Mark Speaks while 
singing Chorus 
This is f*cking 
stupid man 
I can't believe 
you'd have 
s*x with your 
own grandfather 
I mean you 
guys are related! 
What's he gonna do 
take out his teeth 
and just lay them on 
the side of the bed? 
Man you like to f*ck 
him in the butt 
and have everyone come in 
and watch and masturbate 
And cum all over the place 
this is stupid I hate you all 
I'm not even going to have 
s*x with my mom tonight man 
this is stupid! 
A(hold) 
       I hate you!