Introd: D7M F#m7B7/9- Em7A7F#m7B7/9- Em7A7DCdimA7FdimA fine romance with no kisses,
F#m7Bm7GG/F#A7/13 A7A fine romance, my friend, this is;
D D7M D7GG/F#CdimA7
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
D6B7G#m7F#7B7
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potahtoes.
A7DCdimA7FdimA fine romance, you won't nestle;
F#m7Bm7GG/F#A7/13 A7A fine romance, you won't wrestle.
DA7D7D9Am7B7
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France!
Em7FdimF#m7B7Em7A7/9- D
I haven't got a chance this is a fine romance.
A7DCdimA7FdimA fine romance, my good woman
F#m7Bm7GG/F#A7/13 A7
My strong, age din the wood woman
D6B7G#m7F#7B7
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
D6B7G#m7GdimF#7B7
At least they flap their fins to express emotion
A7DCdimA7FdimA fine romance, with no clinches
F#m7Bm7GG/F#A7/13 A7A fine romance with no hitches
DA7D7D9Am7B7
You never give the orchids I send a glance;
Em7FdimF#m7B7Em7A7/9- D
No, you like cactus plants this is a fine romance.
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