Chords C5 G5 F5 E5 A5 D5 C G F e|-----|-----|-----|-----|-----|-----|--0--|--3--|--1--| b|-----|-----|-----|-----|-----|-----|--1--|--3--|--1--| g|--5--|-----|-----|-----|--2--|--7--|--0--|--0--|--2--| D|--5--|--5--|--3--|--2--|--2--|--7--|--2--|--0--|--3--| A|--3--|--5--|--3--|--2--|--0--|--5--|--3--|--2--|--3--| E|-----|--3--|--1--|--0--|-----|-----|-----|--3--|--1--| Verse 1 C5 G5 F5 C5 Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking" G5 F5 E5 F5 E5 F5 E5 That's okay I've got a cane, so what? C5 G5 F5 C5 Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing" G5 F5 E5 F5 E5 F5 E5 That's okay I can't complain Chorus A5 F5 C5 G5 I'm still ali- i- ive A5 F5 C5 G5 I'm still ali- i- ive A5 F5 C5 G5 I'm still alalala-lalala-live A5 F5 C5 G5 I'm still ali- i- ive Verse 1 C5 G5 F5 C5 Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking" G5 F5 E5 F5 E5 F5 E5 That's okay I've got a cane, so what? C5 G5 F5 C5 Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing" G5 F5 E5 F5 E5 F5 E5 That's okay I can't complain Chorus A5 F5 C5 G5 I'm still ali- i- ive A5 F5 C5 G5 I'm still ali- i- ive A5 F5 C5 G5 I'm still alalala-lalala-live A5 F5 C5 G5 I'm still ali- i- ive Bridge D5 C5 Since you've crashed my car D5 G5 C5 It just couldn't, couldn't be the same Verse 3 C G F F5 F5 F5 Today, on the wrong side of the road C G F F5 F5 F5 An old lady, she crashed my car, she was about 80 years old, that's right C G F F5 F5 F5 And she said: "Son, I'm so sorry 'bout your car, but I've really bad eyes" C G F And she said: "Son, just be lucky that you're still alive" N.C. You know what she said, guys? F*ck you, Tom! C5 G5 F5 She said: "Son, be lucky you're ali -ive" Verse 4 C5 G5 F5 C5 A big f*ck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard G5 F5 E5 F5 E5 Be lucky you're still alive! C5 G5 F5 C5 A big f*ck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard G5 F5 E5 F5 E5 Be lucky you're still alive! Verse 5 C5 G5 F5 E5 F5 E5 F5 E5 F*ck you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive! C5 G5 F5 E5 F5 E5 F5 E5 F*ck you! You shouldn't be allowed to dri -ha- hive! C5 G5 F5 F*ck you, you shouldn't be allowed to drive C5 G5 F5 F*ck you, you shouldn't be allowed to, to, drive, drive, drive! C5 G5 F5 F*ck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to drive! C5 G5 F5 F*ck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to dri-ha-hive! Ending Riff C C C C e|-------0-----|-------0-----|-------0-----|-------0-----| b|----------1--|----------1--|----------1--|----------1--| g|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| D|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------| A|-3--3--------|-3--3--------|-3--3--------|-3--3--------| E|-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|
