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CPoor old Prunella was G7built like a fella,
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She Fwent 'round to see Doctor G7Kerr,
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He said, ^?CNow then, my case,^? but when she G7stripped to the waist,
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He Fcouldn't help G7calling her ^?Csir^?.
 
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^?Don't worry your head, I'm a G7surgeon,^? he said,
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^?I'll Fgraft you two on just like G7that,^?
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But he Cwent and got plastered, the G7silly old fool,
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And he Fgrafted them G7onto her Cback.
 
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Now poor old Prunella, she G7can't get a fella,
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To Fwalk or to talk or roG7mance with,
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'Cause Cno one wants to chat with a G7girl who looks like that,
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But by Fgolly, she's G7great fun to Cdance with.