F 
Well it's a story that's been told before 
 
         A#              F 
But this time there's a twist 
 
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I woke up to an empty room devoid of joy and bliss 
 
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I know I don't deserve no sympathy but I think it's a sin 
 
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My wife left me for my girlfriend 
 
                                     A#                  F 
Like Thelma and Louise they took off in the dead of the night 
 
                                G7           C7 
In a ninety one suburban with a loaded forty-five 
 
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Well I called up the authority where would I begin 
 
A#       F       C7     F 
My wife left me for my girlfriend 
 
            A#                       F 
She was the sweetest thing on earth always so true 
 
                            G7               C7 
She loved me with a passion yeah my wife did too 
 
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I guess they figured out what was going on and had enough of it 
 
A#       F       C7     F 
My wife left me for my girlfriend 
 
Now I know what you gals are thinking 
 
          A# 
Yeah that bastard got what he deserved 
 
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And in the battle of the s*xes the lines have surely gotten blurred 
 
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But I just want the both of them to come back home again 
 
A#       F       C7     F 
My wife left me for my girlfriend 
 
                                    A#                    F 
Well I even asked my lawyer he said son it seems to be a trend 
 
A#       F       C7     F 
My wife left me for my girlfriend