G        Em          C        D 
Darling, you are the apple of my eye 
G       Em               C     D 
I can't live without you by my side 
G       Em      C                  D 
I think you are better than sliced bread 
 
G    Em         C            D 
When I become a Shriner then you can be my fez 
 
Lovemuffin, I think you score a ten 
You must be a dog because you're this man's best friend 
You can be a husky, and I'll be a chow 
I don't care what species just as long as I'm your pal 
CHORUS: 
C       D           G 
Darling you are the one 
C      D     G 
Please be my fez  (2x)