Intro- 
G , C9 , G , C9 
 
Verse1- 
D                      Em 
Jeffcoat was a farmer, maybe the best this side of town, 
D                   Em 
His Daddy told him , you better check them cows before you spend your night out on the town, 
D                           Em 
Drivin around old faithful, must have been the best of friends, 
D                                     Em    
With that super sport steering wheel, and that keyless 
                                      G , C9 
entry for all the best of his friends, 
 
Chorus- 
G 
Well I?ve got this friend of mine  
C9 
And he might be a little Jewish everybody?s mind 
A                      D 
All I got to say about that  
Silent                  G , C9 
Is I don?t F**king mind 
G , C9 
 
Verse2- 
D                       Em 
He might be from Smyer, it might not be on a map 
D                         Em 
But I?ll bet you?ll know, that guy who wears that little green hat, 
D                          Em 
Talk about his girl Rainy, or his momma too 
D                         Em 
And you can bet your ass, you?ll be seeing his big s**t 
             G , C9 
kicking shoes, 
 
Chorus- 
 
Verse3- 
D                            Em 
I watch him pop his pimples, in front of the mirror 
D                  Em 
And I tell myself, just how much more f**king queer, 
D                            Em 
He wears that little goatee, down on his chin D                                  Em      
So when he sucks Mitchypoohs dick, it will not burn his  
     G , C9 
skin, 
 
Chorus- 
 
                                                  G                     C9    G                  
Now that this song is through, He might not be a friend of C9 
mine anymore 
G                      C9 
But he might just be a friend with you, 
G  
All I got to say about Jeffcoat  
C9                G , C9          
Is he?s a f**kin Jew,