This Friend Of Mine by Back Porch Mary
Key: GG | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Intro-
G , C9 , G , C9
Verse1-
D                      Em
Jeffcoat was a farmer, maybe the best this side of town,
D                   Em
His Daddy told him , you better check them cows before you spend your night out on the town,
D                           Em
Drivin around old faithful, must have been the best of friends,
D                                     Em   
With that super sport steering wheel, and that keyless
                                      G , C9
entry for all the best of his friends,
Chorus-
G
Well I?ve got this friend of mine 
C9
And he might be a little Jewish everybody?s mind
A                      D
All I got to say about that 
Silent                  G , C9
Is I don?t F**king mind
G , C9
Verse2-
D                       Em
He might be from Smyer, it might not be on a map
D                         Em
But I?ll bet you?ll know, that guy who wears that little green hat,
D                          Em
Talk about his girl Rainy, or his momma too
D                         Em
And you can bet your ass, you?ll be seeing his big s**t
             G , C9
kicking shoes,
Chorus-
Verse3-
D                            Em
I watch him pop his pimples, in front of the mirror
D                  Em
And I tell myself, just how much more f**king queer,
D                            Em
He wears that little goatee, down on his chin D                                  Em     
So when he sucks Mitchypoohs dick, it will not burn his 
     G , C9
skin,
Chorus-
                                                  G                     C9    G                 
Now that this song is through, He might not be a friend of C9
mine anymore
G                      C9
But he might just be a friend with you,
G 
All I got to say about Jeffcoat 
C9                G , C9         
Is he?s a f**kin Jew,