G *                     G 
There's no wrong way to f*ck a girl with no legs 
D                                   G *                    
Just tell her you love her as she's crawling away 
        G *                     G                          
There's no wrong way to f*ck a bitch with no faith 
    D                     G * 
Now you'll never be sad again 
 
Chorus : 
Em 
Loving you are the two best things 
                           Am 
in a world that's skipping town 
D 
Reaching blind into the deepest mouth 
                       E 
in the brownest place around 
 
There's something amiss in her cum-stained lips 
So I get the first kiss before she takes the last bite 
Genital outlaws in a positive way 
And an everything bagel too 
 
Chorus : 
Em 
Getting strangled by the junkie priest 
                          Am 
as the boys get stoned in school 
D 
there's a knock at your door and your parents come in 
                                  E 
they thought you were a different girl