No Legs by Adam Green
Key: GG | Capo: 3fr |  Left-Handed 

    


G *                     G
There's no wrong way to fuck a girl with no legs
D                                   G *                   
Just tell her you love her as she's crawling away
        G *                     G                         
There's no wrong way to fuck a bitch with no faith
    D                     G *
Now you'll never be sad again
Chorus :
Em
Loving you are the two best things
                           Am
in a world that's skipping town
D
Reaching blind into the deepest mouth
                       E
in the brownest place around
There's something amiss in her cum-stained lips
So I get the first kiss before she takes the last bite
Genital outlaws in a positive way
And an everything bagel too
Chorus :
Em
Getting strangled by the junkie priest
                          Am
as the boys get stoned in school
D
there's a knock at your door and your parents come in
                                  E
they thought you were a different girl