Intro
N.C. 
Apples, I'm home 
N.C. 
Gonna grab a f*ck 
N.C. 
(Maybe play some hockey) 
 
Verse 1
   G          A7 
My mouth is a liar (Beware) 
   G           A7 
My feet are on fire (Who cares) 
     G          A7 
I've never been shy-er (I'm not scared) 
   D                  G 
If everyone's bumping around 
 
Verse 2
A7 
Because 
G                     A7 
Knowers know to know and 
G              A7 
Goers go to go and 
G                     A7 
Show-ers show to show and 
D                       G 
No one's gonna ask your name 
 
Verse 2
A7       G          A7 
When you fade into forever 
G                     A7 
How can anyone say maybe maybe 
G                        A7 
How can anyone say right or wrong (I love you) 
D                        G 
And then tell you you're OK 
 
Bridge
N.C. 
Oh I loved the ground once 
N.C. 
And I kept my fingers warm 
N.C. 
Everything was true 
N.C. 
Everything was true 
 
Verse 3
A7 
When your 
G                A7 
Penis fell apart and 
G                  A7 
No one had a heart and 
G                  A7 
No one had a chart to 
D                  G 
Show you the right way 
 
Verse 4
A7 
You 
G                 A7 
Had to be a creature 
G                     A7 
Without specific features 
G                 A7 
There were no teachers 
D                    G 
To tell you what to say (Rip out your guts)