Intro:   
 
Em  
My head is swollen   
C  
My arms are numb  
A  
I'm an off shade of white   
Em  
I really need some sun  
 
Verse 1  
Em  
How did I ever get in here   
C  
How did I get into this hotel  
A  
 It's not sk*llful planning  
Em  
That could have brought me into hell  
 
Chorus: How the hell did I ever get into this hotel It's still not clear to me   
I had no reservations and I didn't get in for free   
 
Verse 3 How the hell do I get out of here There's a stupid revolving door   
It keeps on spinning me around and around till I can't take it no more   
 
Chorus: How the hell did I ever get so lost Why does loneliness have such costs   
I sit around just wastin away Hoping for a better day  
 
Bridge:  The head clerk just told me to lighten up and have some fun   
Easy for her to say since she's just 21  
 
Verse 5  They won't let me out of here until I clean my room But Isn't that what maids are for   
At least that's what I always though But I've been misinformed before  
 
Vs 6  How the hell did I get into this hotel It's still not clear to me   
I had no reservations that could have brought me here and nothings for free  
 
Verse 7  You know when you think about it we're all probably dead and this is just purgatory   
God's is looking down on us laughin before he brings us into glory  
 
Verse 8  I'm in room 18 with all my new found friends And we're really enjoying life   
At least that's what we pretend And it's what i tell my wife  
 
Outro:  
 
I can't sleep in satin sheets Without you by my side And all the touring in the world Won't keep me satisfied