Intro and Verse |Bbadd+11 |Fmaj7 |Cadd9 |Bbadd9+b5 |Bbadd9+b5 | |---0-----0--|---0-----0--|---0-----0--|---0-----0--|---0-----0--| |--6-6---6-6-|--6-6---6-6-|--3-3---3-3-|--1-1---1-1-|--1-1---1-1-| |-7-----7----|-5-----5----|-5-----5----|-3-----3----|-3-----3----| |8-----8-----|7-----7-----|5-----5-----|3-----3-----|3-----3-----| |------------|------------|------------|------------|------------| |------------|------------|------------|------------|------------| Verse 1 Bbadd+11 Fmaj7 Me and my brother were talking to each other Cadd9 Bb Dsus2 About what makes a man a man Bbadd+11 Fmaj7 Was it brain or brawn, the month you were born Cadd9 Bb Dsus2 D We just couldn't understand D G D D Dsus4 D Our old man didn't like our appearance D G Asus4 He said that only women wear long hair Bbadd+11 Fmaj7 So me and my brother borrowed money from mother Cadd9 Bb Dsus2 We knew what we had to do Bbadd+11 Fmaj7 We went downstairs, past the barber and gymnasium Cadd9 Bb Dsus2 D And got our arms tattooed Chorus D D D Dsus4 D Welcome to my life, tattoo D D D Dsus4 D I'm a man now, thanks to you D I expect I'll regret you G Asus4 But the skin graft man won't get you G A Bb+b5 Fmaj7 Cadd9 Bb You'll be there when I die tattoo Verse 2 Bbadd+11 Fmaj7 My dad beat me 'cause mine said mother Cadd9 Bb Dsus2 But my mother naturally liked it and beat my brother Bbadd+11 Fmaj7 'Cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude Cadd9 Bb Dsus2 And my mother thought that was extremely rude Chorus D D Dsus4 D Welcome to my life, tattoo D D Dsus4 D We've a long time together, me and you D I expect I'll regret you G Asus4 But the skin graft man won't get you G A Bb+b5 |Fmaj7 |Cadd9 |Bb You'll be there when I die, tattoo Verse 3 Bbadd+11 Fmaj7 Now I'm older, I'm tattooed all over Cadd9 Bb Dsus2 My wife is tattooed, too Bbadd+11 Fmaj7 A rooty-toot-toot, rooty-tooty-tooty-toot Cadd9 Bb Dsus2 Rooty-toodle-toodle tattoo too to you
