Intro:  Instrumental  
 
        G                   D7               G 
Well my name is a number, a piece of plastic film 
(G)                           D7            G 
And I grow tiny flowers in my little window sill 
          C                     G/Gsus4 
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man? 
       C                          G     F  G  D7 
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all 
 
same chords:
Though my wife still respects me, I really misuse her 
I am having an affair with a random computer 
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man? 
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all 
 
     G    C  G     (G)            C  G        
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet,  
     G    C  G      D7            G 
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun 
     G    C   G    (G)            C   G 
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet 
     G    C   G     D7            G 
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun 
     C(?)               
      Oh daddy, is your brain still flashing  
     A7                 D7 
       like it did when you were young? 
     G 
       Or did you come down crashing   
     D7                            G 
       seeing all the things you'd done? 
     D7                    G 
       Oh it's a big put - on 
 
     G              C             G 
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet 
     (G)            D7            G 
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun 
     G              C             G 
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet 
     (G)            D7            G 
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun 
                                            
[Beat a bit on a power E, then play these four lines again.  
Moving to D] 
 
          C                     G/Gsus4 
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man? 
       C                          G     F  G  D7  (hold) 
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all 
 
G  C  D7