Verse
E 
Fat Little K*ller Boy 
E 
Eggs, Sugar and Joy 
B7 
Pappa used to beat em 
B7 
And Momma used to knead him 
E 
Like some rolly Polly boy 
 
E 
Now he's making food out of you 
E 
Slicing this piece in two 
B7 
Hate taught how to make him 
B7 
Learn just how to bake em 
E 
Into some tasty joy 
 
Chorus
A   D             E 
Fat Little K*ller Boy 
       D 
Don't tease him 
       A 
Just please him 
                 E 
Tell him he's a good boy 
        A              D       E 
Or his hammer's coming down on you 
 G   F#          F     E 
Oh, Fat Little K*ller Boy 
 
Verse
E 
Hit you in the head with a hammer 
E 
K*ll you and make up a batter 
B7 
Put you in a cake 
B7 
Bake you til you're great 
E 
Cut you then served on a platter 
 
E 
Perogies, cabbage rolls too 
E 
Them boys teased you all the way through 
B7 
Called you little fatty 
B7 
Slapped you like a patty 
E 
Now they're in a tasty stew 
 
Chorus
A   D             E 
Fat Little K*ller Boy 
       D 
Don't tease him 
       A 
Just please him 
                  E 
Tell him he's a good boy 
        A              D        E 
Or his hammer's coming down on you 
G     G    G# 
Oh, you’re so 
A      D          E 
Fat little k*ller boy 
        D 
Don't tease him 
        A 
Just please him 
                  E 
Tell him he's a good boy 
         A              D      E 
Or his hammer's coming down on you 
G   G          F#     F 
Oh, Fat Little K*ller Boy 
 
Outro
E 
Fat Little K*ller Boy 
E 
Eggs, Sugar and Joy