Verse 1
 
A 
I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach 
A 
You know we practice what we preach 
D 
We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys trashed on beer 
         A 
Or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers 
     E                        D           A  E 
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia Peach 
A 
My pals and I all drink Clorox 
A 
Or eat Snowy bleach right out of the box 
D 
Teenage suicide rate shot high and we 
A 
Understand the reason why 
E                       D          A  E 
Bleach does more than whiten socks 
 
Chorus
 
C                                   G 
Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby 
       D                     F 
In a world where ministers murder golf pros? 
G                            A 
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight? 
 
Verse 2
 
A 
Maybe there'll be a party at the beach 
A 
We'll bitch about life and chug-a-lug bleach 
D 
No ones getting high and no one's getting drunk 
          A 
We got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk. 
   E               D                 A  E 
I wanna die with Clorox within reach. 
     A 
I'm very proud of the respect I've earned 
A 
And my voice is very deep 'cause my throat got burned. 
D 
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told 
       A 
'cause no one who drinks it lives to be old 
E                              D                     A  E 
Drink it with a chaser is the first thing I learned. 
 
Chorus
 
C                                   G 
Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby 
      D                   F 
In a world where midgets run from men? 
G                            A 
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight? 
 
Verse 3
A 
I had 26 friends in the beginning 
A 
But now it seems our numbers are thinning 
D 
Some people drive fast others love to bet 
A 
Still others snort coke in a private jet. 
      E                    D              A  E 
But drinking bleach is my way of winning. 
 
Solo A  A  D  A    -   E  D  A  E
 
Chorus
 
C                                                        G 
Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby 
       D                  F 
In a world where welders own our schools? 
G                             A 
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight? 
A                           A                       A                         A 
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach  I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach 
D                                  D                 A                       A 
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach  I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach 
E                             D                    A                           E 
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach  I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach 
N.C. 
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach  I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach 
D                                                   A 
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach  I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach 
E                            D                    A 
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach  I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach