Asus2I am he as A/Gyou are he as Cyou are me  
and Dwe are Eall togetherAsus2______A/G 
CSee how they run like pigs from a gun,  
see how Dthey fly____I'm Asus2crying 
 
Asus2Sitting on A corn-flakeA/G___ D/F#   
FM7waiting for the Gvan to comeAsus2___A/G   
FCorporation tee shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday,   
man Bsus2you been a naughty boy you let your face grow long.___ 
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I am the Cegg-man___(oooh)___they are the Degg-man (oooh) 
I am the EWalrus ___ Goo goo g' joob 
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Asus2Mister city A/Gpolice-man sitting  
Cpretty little Dpolice-men Ein A row____Asus2  A/G   
CSee how they fly like Lucy in the sky___see how Dthey run____ 
I'm Asus2crying____I'm Dsus2cry-ing____ 
I'm Asus2crying____I'm Ecry-DingD7 
 
Asus2Yellow matter custardA/G___D/F#  
FM7dripping from A Gdead dogs eyeAsus2____A/G 
FCrab-a-locker fish-wife pornographic priestess  
boy Bsus2you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down 
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I am the Cegg-man    (oooh)   they are the Degg-man (oooh)           
I am the EWalrus ___ Goo goo g' joob 
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Bsus2 - Asus2 - G - F - E   
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Bsus2Sitting in an Asus2English garGden  
waiting Ffor the sunE____FIf the sun don't come, 
B7you get a tan from standing in the English rain. 
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I am the Cegg-man,   They are the Degg-menD7   
I am the EWalrus,  Goo goo g'joob g'goo__D__goo g'joob 
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Asus2Expert texpert A/Gchoking smokers, Cdon't you think  
the Djoker Elaughs at you?Asus2___A/G 
CSee how they smile, like pigs in a sty,  
see how Dthey hide_____I'm Asus2crying 
 
Asus2Semolina pilchardsA/G___D/F#  
FM7Climbing up the GEiffel TowAsus2er____A/G 
FElementary penguin singing Ha-re Krish-na. 
ManBsus2, you should have seen them kicking Edger Allan Poe. 
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I am the Cegg-man,  (oooh)  they are the Degg-men  (oooh)  
I am the EWalrus,  Goo goo g'joob g'goo__D__goo g'joob 
CGoogoo G'goo G'goo-goo G'joob Bsus2joob