A  577655   Bm  X24432   D  X57775   G  355433  
  
  
Verse 1:  
 
  
   A				D  
	I gotta lose weight  
  
   A				D  
	I swallow honey  
  
   A				D  
	Is my stand up show  
  
   A				D  
	Still that funny  
  
   A				D  
	Am I back for good  
  
   A				D  
	I said that I said that  
  
   A				D  
	Said that I would be  
  
   A				D  
	She's down waist low  
  
   A				D  
	Trying to make me happy  
  
  
Pre-Chorus:  
 
  
  
		Bm D   
	Because I like   
  
	G        D   A   
	Watching you  
  
  
Chorus:  
 
  
	A		    
	It's time I tried  
  
		  D  
	Tried to check my  
  
	G  
	Check my eyelids  
  
		   D  
	Check for holes  
  
  
Verse 2:  
 
  
  
	Two weeks late  
  
	I, I, I  
  
	I gotta test for babies  
  
	Shop take is falling low  
  
	I'm not going back  
  
	Back to the factories  
  
  
  
Pre-Chorus:  
 
  
  
		Bm D   
	Because I like   
  
	G        D   A   
	Watching you  
  
  
Chorus:  
 
  
	A		    
	It's time I tried  
  
		  D  
	Tried to check my  
  
	G  
	Check my eyelids  
  
		   D  
	Check for holes  
  
(Chorus/ad-lib)