Intro:   E    G    A    B     x2 
 
Em 
Me no bubbleitious 
A 
Me smoke heavy tar 
Em                         A 
Me be groovin' slowly where you are 
Em 
Notify your next of kin 
              A 
'Cause you're never coming back 
Em                                     A 
I've been dropping beats since Back in Back 
 
          D     A  Em 
And we'll paint by numbers 
     D   A      Em 
'Til something sticks 
D     A    Em               A 
Don't mind doing it for the kids 
 
           Em      G 
So come on jump on board 
       D     A 
Take a ride, yeah 
       B 
You'll be doin' it all right 
G       F#             C       D 
Jump on board feel the high 
           B                  Em 
'Cause the kids are alright 
 
Em 
You've got a reputation 
       A 
Well I guess that can be explored 
       Em		        A 
You're dancing with the chairman of the board 
                  Em 
Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony 
           A 
But if you got other plans 
    Em                               A 
The purpose of a woman is to love her man 
 
          D     A  Em 
And we'll paint by numbers 
     D   A     Em 
'Til something sticks 
D     A    Em               A 
Don't mind doing it for the kids 
 
           Em     G 
So come on jump on board 
       D     A 
Take a ride, yeah 
       B 
You'll be doin' it all right 
G       F#             C       D 
Jump on board feel the high 
           B                  Em 
'Cause the kids are alright 
 
Em                      G    D 
I'm gonna give it all of my   loving 
D                         A   E 
It's gonna take up all of my  love 
Em                     G    D 
I'm gonna give it all of my   loving 
D                         A   Em 
It's gonna take up all of my  love 
Em                  G   D 
I'm gonna give it all of my  loving 
D                         A   Em 
It's gonna take up all of my  love 
Em                  G   D 
I'm gonna give it all of my  loving 
D                         A   Em 
It's gonna take up all of my  love 
 
Em 
Come down from the ceiling 
         A 
I didn't mean to get so high 
  Em 
I couldn't do what I wanted to do 
                  A 
When my lips were dry 
    Em 
You can't just up and leave me 
      A 
I'm a singer in a band 
     Em 
Well I like drummers baby 
              A 
You're not my bag 
 
           Em      G 
So come on jump on board 
       D     A 
Take a ride, yeah 
       B 
You'll be doin' it all right 
G       F#             C       D 
Jump on board feel the high 
           Em     G 
So come on jump on board 
       D     A 
Take a ride, yeah 
       B 
You'll be doin' it all right 
G       F#             C      D    B 
Jump on board feel the high 
 
Em   A 
I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74 
There's only one of me 
Single-handedly raising the economy 
Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me 
Press be asking do I care for sodomy 
I don't know, yeah, probably 
I've been looking for serial monogamy 
Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly 
But for now I'm down for ornithology 
Grab your binoculars, come follow me 
I like to drink it up 
But never like to sink it