Intro D Once upon a time, girl, I was just like you. G Never let my extra large largesse shine through E Hair was brown and nappy, never had no fun. A7 I hid under a bushel, Which is easier said than done! G Then one day my grandma who was big and stout, A# She said you gotta love yourself from inside out. E And just as soon as I learned how to strut my funky stuff. A# A7 I found out that the world at large can't D get enough. So... G D G Bring on that D7 G D D pecan pie. A# Pour some sugar on it, sugar. Bm Don't be shy G Ab Scoop me up a mess D Gb7 B F Of that chocolate swirl E7 D Gm Don't be stingy, E7 A7 I'm a growing girl D7 I offer G D7 big love G D7 G D With no apology A# How can I deny the world Bm Am7 The most of me G I Ab D am not afraid to throw my Gb7 B weight around E7 G7 D D Pound by pound by pound G7 Because i'm D7 G7 D7 Big, blonde and beautiful G7 There is nothin' 'bout me D7 G D7 Em7 That's unsuitable F7 Gb7 No Gb7 one wants a meal Bm D7 G That only offers the least D E7 When girl we're servin' up Em7 G D A#sus4 Fm D# The whole damn feast D#7 Ab7 D#7 Slice off a piece Ab D#7 Ab7 D# D# Of that hogs head cheese B7 Then take a look inside Cm D# D# My book of recipes Ab A Now, don't you sniff around D# G7 C Gb For something fluffy and light F7 D# Abm I need a man who brings F7 A#7 A man size... Appetite D#7 I'll use a Ab7 D#7 pinch of sugar Ab D#7 Ab7 D# D# And a dash of spice B7 I'll let ya lick the spoon Cm D# D# Because it tastes so nice Ab A I'll keep it in my oven D# G7 C 'Till it's good and hot F7 Fm7 Ab7 D# D# Keep on stirring til it hits the spot Ab7 Because i'm... D#7 Ab D#7 Big, blonde and beautiful Ab7 And Edna girl, you're lookin' so D#7 Ab D#7 Fm7 Recruitable G7 G7 Why sit in the bleachers Cm D#7 Ab Timid and afraid D# F7 When Edna, you Fm7 Ab A# can be your own parade! B7 Gbm E E A7 E7 Look out, A E7 A7 E old Baltimore E C We're marching in And we ain't shufflin' Dbm C7 Bm7 Through that old back door E A A# And Tracy, i will join your fight E Ab7 Db If i can keep up this pace G Gb7 E Am And girls, i'll be right at your side Gb7 B7 If I can find some space E7 So you can A7 E7 Hold your head up A E7 A E Just as big as you please C You know they'll hear me knockin' Dbm E With the two of these! A A# Tomorrow, side by side E Ab7 Db We'll show the world what's right Gb7 E E Looks like I'm touchin' up my roots tonight! A7 Then we'll be E7 A E7 Big, blonde and beautiful A7 It's time to face the fact E7 A E7 Gb7 It's irrefutable Ab Ab7 Can't ya hear that rumbling? Dbm E7 A That's our hunger to be free E Gb7 It's time to fin'ly taste Gbm7 E Equality A On mother aughter day Where thin is in, A# We're white as wool E Well ladies, big is back! D# Db And as for black, it's... ...Beautiful!! Gb7 All shapes and sizes, follow me B7 Let's bust their chops! Quick, call the cops! We're gonna dance our way to victory! E A E7 E Two...Four...Six...Eight... A E TV'S got to integrate! A E7 Stay E A away! This isn't Negro Day! E A E7 E Two...Four...Six...Eight... A C7 TV'S got to integrate! Dbm7 We're here to dance! We're here to stay! Gb7 C B7 Tracy, this was beautiful! Big, blonde, and beautiful, E E7 A A# B7 E lead the way!
