B                                          G 
I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a s*x fiend 
  E                                B                  F# 
I met her in a hotel lobby, Mastur*bating with a maga*zine 
         G 
She said how'd you like to waste some time, 
      F# 
and I couldn't resist when I saw little Nikki Grind 
 
B                                    G 
She took me to her castle And I just couldn't believe my eyes 
E                            B                      F# 
She had so many devices Everything that money could buy 
G 
She said sign your name on the dotted line 
F# 
The lights went out, and Nikki started to grind 
 
                                OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
 
   NIKKI! 
 
    B                          G 
The castle started spinning or maybe it was my brain 
E 
I can't tell you what she did to me 
       B                      F# 
but my body will never be the same 
G 
Her lovin' will kick your behind 
F# 
Just to show you no mercy 
 
     B                   G 
Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there 
E                                       B                   F# 
I looked all over and all I found was a phone number on the stairs 
        G 
It said thank you for a funky time 
F# 
Call me up whenever you want to grind