Ebm That the person eliminated Am From the competition Adim Db Is fair-game for derision Gbm Especially the alpha-male Ab Db Who'll sell goodies at the bake sale Anyone for brownies? Anyone for choc'late chips? Gb Db Anyone for anything that isn’t dated? Ab7 How could I Gb Have been Ab Ab7 Elimina - ted? Ab Ab7 You wanna know how? Ab Ab7 You wanna know how? Ab Ab7 You wanna know why? Db Bbm7 My unfortunate erection Eb7 Ab7 Is destroying my perfection Db Dbm Ebm7 It is my reco - llection Db Gb That everything I once did I did perfectly Db B Gb "Last year’s champ defeated!" A Db Because of Marigold Coneybear Gb Because there’s something F Db And not a thing between us Ebm7 I don’t blame my brain Ab But I do blame my penis Db Bbm7 My unfortunate protuberance Eb7 Ab7 Seems to have its own exuberance A Anyone for M&M’s? Delicious and appropriate Db Anyone for Chewy Goobers? Expensive Eb Anyone for buying the shit that I’m selling? Ab Because my stiffy has ruined my spelling Db Ab Db Ere - ction B Erection Bbm Ebm Bbm Db My unfortunate erec - tion B Whoa Ab Ab5 It’s ruining my life It’s ruining my world Ab It’s ruining my ruining Db Gb Ruining, ruining my life Db Gb Db My life! F F7 Adulthood brings its own peculiar rejection Ab Db Which is why I’m selling this PTA confection Gb Bbm7 It will ruin your complexion A Ab Db Gbm Ab All because of my unfor - tu - nate Gbm Ab Db A Erec - tion Gbm Db Oh, God!
