Bm7 
Sorry I'm late, guys 
E7 
Got a lot on my plate, guys 
A7				 F#7 
It's hard to juggle work and life 
Bm7 
You see, tonight is date night 
E7 
You guys can relate, right 
A7				  F#7 
Gotta do this thing with the wife 
Bm7					 E7 
I know I seem like I am a real tough guy, man 
A7		 F#7 
But I'm actually pretty shy, man 
Bm7						E7 
I do crime to provide for my family, no one else 
A7			F#7 
These bombs ain't gonna sell themselves 
 
Bm7	 	      E7 
Somebody's gotta do it 
(You get it, right?) 
A7			 F#7 
So it might as well be me 
         Bm7				 E7 
They say do what you're good at, and I'm good at this 
A7			     F#7 
But I wouldn't do it for free 
Bm7			 E7 
This is just a job and I do it 
     A7		        F#7 
To provide for my family 
	Bm7		      E7 
Because somebody's gotta do it 
		       A 
So it might as well be me 
 
N.C. 
Can't you see 
    Bbm7 
How much I enjoy this 
    Eb7 
I'd never avoid this 
       Ab7		     F7 
'Cause buddy I'm a different breed 
Bbm7 
This is my calling 
    Eb7 
And though it's appalling 
Ab7		     F7 
I love making people bleed 
     Bbm7			Eb7 
They say that everybody's gotta make a living 
    Ab7 
But I'm just happy k*lling 
     F7 
It's so fulfilling 
     Bbm7			Eb7 
Some people need to die and I'm happy to help 
Ab7			 F7 
These people ain't gonna k*ll themselves 
 
Bbm7		      Eb7 
Somebody's gotta do it 
Ab7			  F7 
So it might as well be me 
	    Bbm7 
They say to do what you love 
      Eb7 
And I love doing this 
Ab7		         F7 
Hell, I'd even do it for free 
Bbm7		     Eb7 
This is my job and I do it 
Ab7		    F7 
Very very passionately 
Bbm7		      E7 
Somebody's gotta do it 
			  Ab 
So it might as well be me