Intro
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Divorced, beheaded, died 
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Divorced, beheaded, survived 
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And tonight London we are LIVE 
 
Verse 1
Bm 
Listen up, let me tell you a story 
D 
A story that you think you've heard before 
Em 
We know you know our names and our fame and our faces 
F# 
Know all about the glories and the disgraces 
Bm 
I'm done cause all this time 
D 
I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme 
Em 
So I pick up a pen and a microphone 
F# 
History's about to get overthrown 
 
Pre-Chorus
Bm 
Divorced, beheaded, died 
Bm 
Divorced, beheaded, survived 
Bm 
But just for you tonight 
Bm 
We're divorced beheaded LIVE 
 
Chorus
G 
Welcome to the show to the historemix 
Bm 
Switching up the flow as we add the prefix 
A                                     E 
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives 
G 
Raising up the roof until we hit the ceiling 
Bm 
Get ready for the truth that will be revealing 
A                                     E  G  F# 
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives 
 
But now we're ex-wives 
 
Verse 2
Bm 
All you ever hear and read about 
D 
Is our ex, and the way it ended 
Em 
But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush 
F# 
You're gonna find out how we got unfriended. 
Bm 
Tonight, we're gonna do ourselves justice, 
D 
'cause we're taking you to court. 
Em 
And every Tudor rose has it's thorns 
F# 
and you're gonna here 'em live, in consort. 
 
Verse 3
N.C. 
Divorced 
Bm 
My name is Catherine of Aragon 
D 
Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon, 
Em 
Of royalty. My loyalty is to the Vatican 
F# 
So if you try to dump me, you won't try that again. 
 
N.C. 
Beheaded 
Bm 
I'm that Boleyn girl, and I'm up next see 
D 
I broke England from the church. Yeah, I'm that s*xy 
Em 
Why did I lose my head? 
F# 
Well, my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red 
 
N.C. 
Died 
Bm 
Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved (Rude!) 
D 
When my son was newly born, I died 
Em 
But I'm not what I seem or am I 
F# 
Stick around and you'll suddenly see more. 
 
N.C. 
Divorced 
Bm 
Ich bin Anna of Cleves, Ja? 
D 
When he saw my portrait he was like, Ja 
Em 
But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic 
F# 
Funny how we all discus that but never Henry's little... 
 
Bm 
Prick up your ears I'm the Katherine, who lost her head 
N.C. 
Beheaded 
D 
For my promiscuity outside of wed 
Em 
Lock up your husbands. Lock up your sons 
F# 
K-Howard is here and the fun's begun 
 
N.C. 
Survived 
Bm 
Five down I'm the final wife 
D 
I saw him to the end of his life 
Em 
I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr 
F# 
I bet you wanna know how I got this far 
I said, I bet you wanna know how we got this far 
Do you wanna know how we got this far then... 
 
Chorus
G 
Welcome to the show to the historemix 
Bm 
Switching up the flow as we add the prefix 
A                                     E 
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives 
G 
Get your hands up get this party buzzing 
Bm 
You want a queen bee, well there's half a dozen 
A                                     E  G  F# 
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives 
 
But now we're ex-wives 
 
Refrain
Bm    A    G    F# 
Bm    A    G F# Bm D 
 
Outro
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One, two, three, four, five 
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