Intro
 
A 
Exhibit B: Foggy memories of college shenanigans 
N.C. 
One boy asks- 
 
Verse
G*              D*           G*          D* 
Psst, hey, that lady can you tell me her name? 
 
N.C. 
One girl says- 
 
G*          D*                 A*        D* 
That loser, Longaville, he's exactly the same 
 
N.C. 
Another boy asks- 
 
Verse
 
G*      D*             G*          D* 
Don't I know her, from back in the day? 
 
N.C. 
The girl- 
 
A                              A/Db   D* 
Dumaine was so nice, he always let me pay! 
 
N.C. 
Another boy 
 
Prechorus
 
G 
The one that I spoke to 
G 
Was she single or no? 
 
N.C. 
The girl 
 
Gm/D 
Berowne, have you forgotten? 
Gm/D 
Was it that long ago? 
 
N.C. 
The boys- 
 
Chorus
 
   E 
If I were less mature I'd try to get some action 
          A 
Girls are fun but manly vows give other satisfaction 
  G                 D            G            D 
I don't know why we thought this vow would be hard 
 
             A 
I'll just go up, take a cold shower 
                                     A     D 
And curl up in bed with the works of Kierkegaard 
 
        D/A 
And the ladies can remain... 
 
D/A 
Just outside our windows 
A/E    D 
In the yard 
 
Outro
 
G D 
                   G      D         G 
Did you mark this, my mad wenches? 
      D              G         D 
If my observation of gentlemen affected 
  G             D 
Deceive me, not now 
     A/E 
Tonight, we witnessed 
                    D 
Navarre is infected