Cm 
Do I look lonely? 
F              A# 
I see the shadows on my face 
         Cm        F                      A# 
People have told me I don't look the same 
                F 
Maybe I lost weight 
F        A#                              Cm 
I'm playing hooky, with the best of the best 
       F                       A# 
Put my heart on my chest, so that you can see it too 
 
Gm 
Oh, well imagine as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor 
Cm                                                                           D# 
And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words 
 
Gm 
"What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding, " says a bridesmaid to a waiter 
Cm                        D# 
"And, yes, but what a shame What a shame the poor groom's bride is 
 
Gm 
A lonely speaker in a conversation 
Gm 
Her words are swimming through his ears again 
Cm                      D7                            Gm 
There's nothing wrong with just a taste of what you've paid for 
 
Gm 
I chime in with a 
       F               Cm                         D# 
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?" 
Gm                  F                             Cm 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things 
D# 
With a sense of poise and rationality 
Gm 
I chime in with. . . 
 
Gm 
The death of a bachelor 
C 
Oh 
D#             A# 
Letting the water fall 
 
Gm 
The death of a bachelor 
C 
Oh 
D#       A# 
Seems so fitting for 
Gm 
Happily ever after 
C 
Oh 
D#             A# 
How could I ask for more? 
      Gm 
A lifetime of laughter 
D#           A# 
At the expense of the death of a bachelor 
Gm 
He senses something, call it desperation 
Gm 
Another dollar, another day 
Cm                D7 
And if she had the proper words to say, 
          Gm 
She would tell him 
Gm 
But she'd have nothing left to sell him 
 
Gm 
Oh, well in fact 
Well I'll look at it this way 
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved 
Cm 
Well this calls for a toast 
D# 
So pour the champagne 
Pour the champagne... 
 
D#                        A# 
Say what you mean 
     D7 
Tell me I'm right 
                   Gm          F          D# 
And let the sun rain down on me 
                  A# 
Give me a sign 
   D7 
I want to believe 
 
D# 
Woah, Mona Lisa, 
Gm                             F 
You're guaranteed to run this town 
D# 
Woah, Mona Lisa, 
   D7 
I'd pay to see you frown 
                     D#        D#m                A#            Gm 
I'm walking the long road, watching the sky fall 
                            Cm          C                    F 
The lace in your dress tingles my neck, how do I -- 
 
Gm 
I chime in with a 
F             Cm                         D# 
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?" 
Gm                  F                             Cm 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things 
                          D# 
With a sense of poise and rationality 
Gm 
I chime in 
         F                                Cm                         D# 
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?" 
Gm                  F                            Cm 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things 
                          D# 
With a sense of poise and rationality 
 
C                       Gm 
At the expense of what you’ve paid for