Intro Dsus4 D Asus4 A F E Dsus4 D Asus4 A F E Dsus4 D Asus4 A F E E7 Verse Dsus4 D Asus4 A F E Shes so passive but shes looking good Dsus4 D Asus4 A F E Hes so passive but hes looking good Dsus4 D Asus4 A F E They are together but really theyre apart Dsus4 D Asus4 A F E They are together but do not belong Asus2 A Asus2 A but do not belong Chorus DM7 C#m Yes ladies and gentlemen CM7 Bm lets fall asleep to a plastic lullaby Bb7 E Asus2 A Asus2 A The ballad of Kate and johnny DM7 C#m CM7 Bm The ballad of Adam and Naomi the ballad of Michael and Helena Bb7 E Asus2 A Asus2 A The ballad is forever changing Break Dsus4 D Asus4 A F E Dsus4 D Asus4 A F E Verse 2 Dsus4 D Asus4 A F E Shes so passive but happy in her way Dsus4 D Asus4 A F E Hes so passive but happy in his way Dsus4 D Asus4 A F E They do not think just sit and they pretend Dsus4 D Asus4 A F E They sit around and pray for it to end Asus2 A Asus2 A pray for it to end Chorus DM7 C#m Yes ladies and gentlemen CM7 Bm lets fall asleep to a plastic lullaby Bb7 E Asus2 A Asus2 A The ballad of Kate and johnny DM7 C#m CM7 Bm The ballad of Adam and Naomi the ballad of Hugh and Elizabeth Bb7 E Asus2 A Asus2 A The ballad is forever changing Verse 3 Dsus4 D Asus4 A F E Im so passive Dsus4 D Asus4 A F E hopeless f*cking mess Dsus4 D Asus4 A F E Were so passive do our bit for charity Dsus4 D Asus4 A F E From Bosnia to London we do it all for free Outro Asus2 A Asus2 A Asus4 A we do it all for free Asus2 A Asus2 A Asus4 A Asus2 A Asus2 A Asus4 A A