Intro
Em Am  G F# x2 
 
         Em                     Em/B 
Now girl I know you used to the same old same 
             Am                              G           F# 
But we ain't floatin' that boat, no we ain't ridin' that train 
       Em                           Em/B 
Hop on my rocket ship and let's get outta here 
       Am                           G      F# 
Let me put a little shimmer in your atmos phere 
 
              Em               Em/B 
Now let's get outta this town, outta this club 
           Am                       G 
Girl what ever you're sippin' I'ma mix it up 
F#         Em                     Em/B 
Take a few ticktocks off of your clock 
             Am                      G      F# 
Put a little Third Rock in your hip hop, I got that 
 
Chorus 1
Em        Em/B         Am                       G     F# 
Nineteen ninetyfour, Joe Diffie comin' out my radi o 
           Em                 Em/B 
I'm just a country boy with a farmer's tan 
   Am                          G       F# 
So help me, girl, I'll be your PickUp Man 
 
Chorus 2
            Em                      Em/B 
How 'bout a night to remember and a fifth of Goose 
         Am                     G     F# 
'Bout to bust out my honkytonk atti tude 
         Em                        Em/B 
A little feel good you ain't never felt before 
            Am        G       F# 
I'm talkin' nineteen ninety four 
 
Bridge
     Em        Em/B        Am        G   F# 
Hey, Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie, Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie 
Em        Em/B       Am G F# 
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie 
 
            Em                       Em/B 
Girl, don't you worry, now your ship just came in 
         Am                   G                F# 
So go on tell your mama, tell all your friends 
          Em                    Em/B 
That your new favorite color is John Deere green 
            Am        G        F# 
Hop in this truck aka Time Ma chine 
 
Repeat Chorus 1, 2 and Bridge
 
Em                           Em/B 
Baby if you're lookin' for a good time 
       Am                       G    F# 
Let me take you to the COUN TR Y 
         Em        Em/B 
Now baby let's go, holler if you're with me 
    Am               G               F# 
Hey Joe, come on and teach us how to Diffie 
 
Bridge
     Em        Em/B        Am        G   F# 
Hey, Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie, Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie 
Em        Em/B                 Am               G            F# 
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie, will the real Joe Diffie, please stand up  
 
Outro.:  |Em    |Am  G F# x repeat times