Verse
D 
Oh, there's nowhere like renowhere, 
G 
Bars don't close cops don't care, 
D 
Beneath that neon glare they're, 
A 
Breathing in that casino air there's, 
D 
Drunk bums and millionaire's, 
G 
God knows that it ain't fair, 
D 
Paradise of unanswered prayers, 
A                             D 
Out there between reno and nowhere. 
 
D 
Well, let me set you all a reno scene, 
A 
Make it something like a tweeker's dream, 
A 
Sit down at a slot machine, 
                 D 
Have a drink and dump some green, 
G                       D 
Spend a ten,  then a twenty, 
D 
In the end it's all just a money, 
A 
If you look close it's all so stunning, 
D                 A 
Tell ya folks, it might sound funny, 
D 
But there's nowhere like renowhere, 
G 
Bars don't close cops don't care, 
D 
Beneath that neon glare they're, 
A 
Breathing in that casino air there's, 
D 
Drunk bums and millionaire's, 
G 
God knows that it ain't fair, 
D 
Paradise of unanswered prayers, 
A                            D 
Out there between reno and nowhere. 
 
Verse
D 
Somebody call reno 911, 
D 
I think she stole my heart. 
 
D 
And sweet as a peppermint, 
      A 
VIP's high off pills, 
A 
G-stings and dollar bills, 
             D 
Cocaine come get your thrill. 
G 
Bookie whore's looking to deal, 
D 
After all she's got alot to still, 
A 
Wrapped up in a US shield, 
D 
Going out on a Rudyville. 
 
D 
Oh, there's nowhere like renowhere, 
G 
Bars don't close cops don't care, 
D 
Beneath that neon glare they're, 
A 
Breathing in that casino air there's, 
D 
Drunk bums and millionaire's, 
G 
God knows that it ain't fair, 
D 
Paradise of unanswered prayers, 
A                             D 
Out there between reno and nowhere.