C A7 D7 It's a wonderful day for dumping our rubbish G C G At the side of the road C A7 D7 Such a wonderful day for dumping our rubbish G We can take a big load F There's a plastic bag full of something smelly C A7 A mattress, a mower, a pram and a telly C A7 D7 It's a wonderful day for dumping our rubbish G C G At the side of the road C A7 D7 It's a wonderful day for spreading our nitrates G C G On all available fields C A7 D7 Such a wonderful day for spreading our nitrates G And increasing our yields F If it crawls or it creeps, be it slugs or snails C A7 We can chemically k*ll it and it never fails C A7 D7 It's a wonderful day for spreading our nitrates G C G On all available fields F It's a wonderful day C Such a wonderful day D G For dumping bedding, digging, spreading and Blowing things away F It's a wonderful day C Such a wonderful day D G For dumping bedding, digging, spreading and Blowing things away C A7 D7 It's a wonderful day for taking our shotguns G C G And k*lling beautiful birds C A7 D7 Such a wonderful day for taking our shotguns G And culling deer in their herds F There's foxes for hunting, badgers for baiting C A7 Pardon me, I mustn't keep the Prince of Wales waiting C A7 D7 It’s a wonderful day for taking our shotguns G C And k*lling beautiful birds F It's a wonderful day C Such a wonderful day D G For dumping bedding, digging, spreading and Blowing things away C A7 D7 It's a wonderful day for taking our shotguns G C G And k*lling beautiful birds C A7 D7 Such a wonderful day for taking our shotguns G And culling deer in their herds F There's foxes for hunting, badgers for baiting C A7 Pardon me, I mustn't keep the old Duke waiting C A7 D7 It’s a wonderful day for taking our shotguns G C A7 D7 And k*lling beautiful birds G C A7 D7 And k*lling beautiful birds G C And k*lling beautiful birds
