Chorus
E 
Grandma got run over by a reindeer 
                                      A 
walking home from our house Christmas Eve 
                                     E 
You can say there's no such thing as Santa 
    B                         E        D A E 
but as for me and grandpa, we believe   
 
                             B 
She'd been drinking too much egg nog 
                         E 
and we begged her not to go 
                       A 
but she forgot her medication 
        B                              E 
and she staggered out the door into the snow 
 
C#m                         G#m 
When we found her Christmas morning 
B                   E     E7 
at the scene of the attack 
                              A 
there were hoof prints on her forehead 
      B                              E      B C# D# 
and incriminating Claus marks on her back. 
 
Chorus
                          B 
Now we're all so proud of grandpa 
                         E 
he's been taking this so well 
                          A 
see him in there watching football 
         B                                  E 
drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel 
 
C#m                        G#m 
It's not Christmas without grandma 
                            E    E7 
all the family's dressed in black 
                           A 
and we just can't help but wonder 
          B                              E     B C# D# 
should we open up her gifts or send them back! 
 
Chorus
                        B 
Now the goose is on the table 
                        E 
and the pudding made of fig (AHH!) 
                        A 
and the blue and silver candles 
           B                                       E 
that would just have matched the hair in grandma's wig. 
 
C#m                            G#m 
I've warned all my friends and neighbors 
 B                        E     E7 
better watch out for yourselves 
                         A 
they should never give a license 
     B                                      E      B C# D# 
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves! 
 
Chorus
 C#m      F# 
Grandma got run over by a reindeer 
                                      B 
walking home from our house Christmas Eve 
                                     F# 
You can say there's no such thing as Santa 
C#                            F# B F# C# F# 
but as for me and grandpa, we believe