Verse 1
                 D 
She goes out all night 
              A 
Never saying where 
     G                              A 
But she carries a spare pair of underwear 
                       D 
She's always late for work 
                 A 
Comes in with a smirk 
    G                            A 
Complaining that her date was a jerk 
 
Chorus
          G 
We don't buy your cover story 
D 
We know you were out bein whorey 
      A                                 D 
And nobody cares what you do with your time 
   G 
We don't buy your cover story 
   D 
We're not takin inventory 
A                            D 
Of all the members you have seen 
    A              C         D 
So why don't you just come clean 
 
Verse 2
                  D 
He goes out all night 
              A 
Never sayin where 
         G                                     A 
But he spent two hours in the bathroom on his hair 
                   D 
He can never pay rent 
                       A 
Cause all his moneys spent 
    G                                     A 
On booze and drugs and things to get him bent 
 
Chorus 2
          G 
We don't buy your cover story 
D 
We know you were out bein whorey 
      A                             D 
And nobody cares as long as you're safe 
    G 
So don't be a fool, wrap your tool 
     D 
Hey kids! Stay in school 
    A                              D 
So you don't have to write silly songs 
     G 
The moral of our story 
  D 
Is even if you're out being whorey 
G                       D 
You don't have to be ashamed 
      G 
I'll say this one more time 
  D 
Cause I'm running out of words that rhyme 
A             C           D 
Why don't you just come clean