G Well you can talk about your lovers and your backdoor pimps C You can talk about your Hollywood fags D If you wanna know the baddest maker in the world G Then I’m the greatest lover alive. G Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me C Before she ever got rich D And it would take the average man a day and a half G Just to satisfy that bearth. G Why the Queen of England gave me the key C To the whole damn country of France D And it only took me fifteen minutes G To get into her pants. G Well I f**ked ‘em all from coast to coast C Cause honey that my bag D In fact I’m the only man in the whole world G That could make Linda Lovelace gag. G C Dumm dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum G D Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum G C Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum G D G Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum. G Now it ain’t that my dick so God damn big C Its just I know how to use it D And I’ll never let some nickel-dime were G Ever get the chance to abuse it. G They can suck it for hours and hours on end C But I’ll still be in control D And I won’t cum till I wanna cum G Cause that’s my jellyroll. G Now there ain’t no woman no match for me C I’ve had ‘em try to wear me down D I’ve foked them barmaids and bank clerks G I even foked a circus clown. G Teachers and lawyers, doctors C And Lord them fat women sure are a drag D I tell ya I’m the only maker in the world G That can make Linda Lovelace gag. G C G D G C G D G G Why Old Hairy Reams fell apart at the seams C When he saw me fork that were D She sucked my dick swallowed my nuts G And I still hollered for more. G She sucked my are she sucked my toes C She’s the suckinest b***h alive D Well I made her call up two more cunts G And friend that ain’t no jive. G She don’t give me know shot C About bein’ some big time lover D Some movie star with a jag G Cause you ain’t shot if you can’t get Linda Lovelace gag. G I don’t talk about bein’ no full time lover C Cause mister that’s my bag D I’m the only maker in the damn world G That can make Linda Lovelace gag. G C Dumm dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum G D Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum G C Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum G D G Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum. Take it boys. G C G D G C G D G
