G            G/F# 
I want six kids and a double wide, 
Em                D 
A good wife and a woman on the side, 
      C        D   D/F# G    D 
In my white trash paradise. 
 
         G                    G/F# 
I want a garden with onions, carrots and beans, 
      Em                   D  
with a few back issues of Hustler magazine, 
       C        D   D/F# G 
for my white trash paradise. 
 
Chorus  
         C       C/B           Am7        G 
I wanna spend my nights drinkin' Schaefer Light, 
      D              G 
And smokin' cheap cigarettes. 
         C      C/B    Am7    G 
I want a water bed to rest my head, 
      D               G 
And a pitbull for my pet. 
 
        G               G/F# 
I wanna set a couch out by the road, 
Em                     D 
sell skunk weed and call it gold, 
       C       D   D/F# G 
At my white trash paradise. 
 
Instrumental  
 
         G                  G/F#    
I wanna '69 Chevelle just sittin' on blocks, 
      Em               D             
Among 27 pens where I keep my cocks, 
      C        D   D/F# G  D 
In my white trash paradise. 
 
            G                   G/F# 
I wanna say 'Tu Madre' to the neighborhood, 
   Em                              D 
Ya know it makes 'um mad to see me livin' so good, 
      C        D   D/F# G 
In my white trash paradise. 
 
Chorus 
 
        G                       G/F# 
I wanna ride wellfare 'till the well runs dry, 
Em                  D 
Buy everything that Walmart can supply, 
      C        D     D/F# G  G/F#  Em 
To my white trash paradise 
        C        D    G   G/F#   Em  D   C   D   D/F#  G   
It's my white trash..paradise