Intro N.C. Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck N.C. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? N.C. Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer sure, for sure N.C. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon N.C. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen N.C. Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy C Bb/F C Bb/F C Bb/F C Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy Verse 1 Bb/F C Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June Bb In a Kenworth pullin' logs F F/A Cab-over Pete with a reefer on C And a Jimmy haulin' hogs Bb/F C We is headin' for bear on I-one-oh Bb 'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town F F/A I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck" C "And I'm about to put the hammer down" Chorus Bb/F Ab Eb 'Cause we got a little ol' convoy Bb Eb Rockin' through the night Ab Eb Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy Bb G Ain't she a beautiful sight? Ab Eb Come on and join our convoy Bb Eb Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way Ab Eb We gonna roll this truckin' convoy Bb G 'Cross the USA Link C5 Convoy! (Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this here's the Duck) C5 (And, you wanna back off them hogs?) Convoy C5 (Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so.) C Bb/F C Bb/F (Ten, roger. Them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here) Verse 2 C By the time we got into Tulsa Town Bb We had eighty-five trucks in all F F/A But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf C And them bears was wall-to-wall Bb/F C Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper Bb They even had a bear in the air! F F/A I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck C "We about to go a-huntin' bear" Chorus Bb/F Ab Eb 'Cause we got a great big convoy Bb Eb Rockin' through the night Ab Eb Yeah, we got a great big convoy Bb G Ain't she a beautiful sight? Ab Eb Come on and join our convoy Bb Eb Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way Ab Eb We gonna roll this truckin' convoy Bb G 'Cross the USA Link C5 Convoy! (Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen?) C5 Convoy! (Negatory, Pig Pen, you're still too close) C5 C (Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses) Bb/F C Bb/F (Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten) Verse 3 C Well, we rolled up Interstate 44 Bb Like a rocket sled on rails F We tore up all of our swindle sheets F/A C And left 'em settin' on the scales C By the time we hit that Chi-town Bb Them bears was a-gettin' smart F They'd brought up some reinforcements F/A From the Illinois National Guard Bridge F There's armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps Eb And rigs of ev'ry size Bb Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bears F F/A And choppers filled the skies F Well, we shot the line and we went for broke Eb With a thousand screamin' trucks Bb An' eleven long-haired Friends a' Jesus F In a chartreuse micra-bus Link C5 Ah, Rubber Duck to Sodbuster, come over C5 Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster? C5 Listen, you wanna put that micra-bus in behind that suicide jockey? C Bb/F C Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get Verse 4 Bb/F C Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shore Bb Prepared to cross the line F F/A I could see the bridge was lined with bears C Bb/F But I didn't have a dog-goned dime C I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck Bb "We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll" F F/A So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight C I says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4" Chorus Bb/F Ab Eb 'Cause we got a mighty convoy Bb Eb Rockin' through the night Ab Eb Yeah, we got a mighty convoy Bb G Ain't she a beautiful sight? Ab Eb Come on and join our convoy Bb Eb Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way Ab Eb We gonna roll this truckin' convoy Bb G 'Cross the USA Outro C Cadd9 C Convoy! (Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's your twenty?) Cadd9 C Cadd9 C Convoy (OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure) C Cadd9 C Cadd9 Convoy! (Well, mercy sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears) C Cadd9 C Cadd9 Convoy! (Off your tail, We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side) C C Cadd9 C Convoy! (We gone, 'bye, 'bye)
