Verse G Well the whiskey consoles me C G I must frankly admit G My primary physician A7 D Is having a fit G B He waves at my chart C Db Like it's modern art G But the warnings roll off-of D G My back from the start Chorus C Well I'm powered by bacon G And lots of good cheer C My body's a wasteland A7 D That much is clear C Instead of a health club G C I drink lots of beer... C G I'm powered by bacon D G It's a brand new frontier Verse G My wife tries to tell me C G That I should lose weight G But I look at my belly A7 D And count up the freight G B It's a point of contention C Db That much I'll admit G But her cooking's so good D G She's prob'ly asking for it Chorus C Well I'm powered by bacon G And lots of good cheer C My body's a wasteland A7 D That much is clear C Instead of a health club G C I drink lots of beer... C G I'm powered by bacon D G It's a brand new frontier Bridge Em A I'd love to be skinny and built like a truck C But there'll be Fat Man Potatoes... D At the pot-luck... Chorus C Well I'm powered by bacon G And lots of good cheer C My body's a wasteland A7 D That much is clear C Instead of a health club G C I drink lots of beer... C G I'm powered by bacon D G It's a brand new frontier Outro C G I'm powered by bacon D G It's a brand new frontier...
