Intro B, F#-C#-D#m-B- x4 Verse 1 F# C# I took her out it D#m was a Friday night B F# C# I wore cologne to D#m B get the feeling right F# C# We started making out and D#m B she took off my pants F# C# But then I turned on the TV Chorus 1 B And that's about the F# time she walked away from C# D#m B me Nobody likes you F# C# when you're twenty-three D#m B And are still more F# C# amused by TV shows D#m B What the hell is ADD? F# My friends say I C# should act my age D#m What's my age again? C# What's my age again? Post Chorus B, F#-C#-D#m-B- Verse 2 F# Then later on C# D#m on the drive home B F# I called her mom C# D#m from a pay phone B F# I said I was the cops C# D#m And your husband's in B jail This state looks F# C# down on sodomy Chorus 2 B And that's about the time F# C# that bitch hung up on me D#m B Nobody likes you when F# C# you're twenty-three D#m B And are still more amused F# C# by prank phone calls D#m B What the hell is caller ID? F# C# My friends say I should act D#m my age What's my age again? C# What's my age again? Interlude D#m--C#--B--C#-- x3, D#m--C#--B-- Chorus 3 C# And that's about the time F# C# she walked away from me D#m B Nobody likes you when F# C# you're twenty-three D#m B And you still act like F# you're in Freshman C# D#m year What the hell B is wrong with me? F# My friends say I C# should act my age D#m What's my age again? Chorus 4 C# And that's about the F# time she broke up with C# D#m B me No one should take F# C# themselves so seriously D#m B With many years F# ahead to fall in C# D#m line Why would you B wish that on me? F# C# I never want to act my D#m age What's my age again? C# What's my age again?