Happy Holidays, You Bastard Bass by Blink 182

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Happy Holidays, You Bastard by Blink 182

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Verse 1: 
  
               B  
It's Christmas Eve and I've  
             F#  
only wrapped two f*cking presents  
          B  
Christmas Eve and I've only  
        F#  
wrapped two f*cking presents  
      Abm  
And I hate hate hate your guts  
  E  
I hate hate hate your guts  
    B          F#           E  
And I'll never talk to you again  
Unless your dad will suck me off  
B          F#           E  
I'll never talk to you again  
Unless your mom will touch my cock  
B          F#           E  
I'll never talk to you again  
Ejaculate into a sock  
B          F#           E  
I'll never talk to you again  
           F#  
I'll never talk to you again  
 
Verse 2:  
 
           B  
It's Labor day and my Grandpa  
         F#  
just ate seven f*cking hotdogs  
      B  
Labor day and my grandpa  
         F#  
just ate seven f*cking hotdogs  
       Abm  
And he shit shit shits his pants  
     E  
He's always f*cking  
shitting his pants  
    B          F#           E  
And I'll never talk to you again  
Unless your dad will suck me off  
B          F#           E  
I'll never talk to you again  
Unless your mom will touch my cock  
B          F#           E  
I'll never talk to you again  
Ejaculate into a sock  
B          F#           E  
I'll never talk to you again  
           F#           B   B  
I'll never talk to you again