Verse 1
Em               C   Am              Em 
Don't ask questions, you don't wanna know 
Em             C  Am            Em 
Learned my lesson way too long ago 
      Em                  C              Am                    Em 
To be talkin to you, belladonna, shoulda taken a break, not an Oxford comma 
Em                      C     Am               Em 
Take what I want when I wanna,   and I want ya 
 
Pre-Chorus 1
Em       C            Am          Em 
Bad, bad news, one of us is gonna lose 
        Em                 C    Am  N.C. 
I'm the powder, you're the fuse,    just add some friction 
 
Chorus 1
Em   C      Am              Em 
You-ooh are    my strange addiction 
Em   C      Am              Em 
You-ooh are    my strange addiction 
   Em              C         Am             Em 
My doctors can't explain, my symptoms or my pain 
    Em   C      Am  N.C. 
But you-ooh are     my strange addiction 
 
Interlude – from The Office
Em         C              Am 
I'm really, really sorry, I think I was just relieved 
   Em                              Em 
To see that Michael Scarn got his confidence back 
                   C 
Yeah, Michael, the movie is amazing 
           Am                     Em 
It's like, one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life 
 
Verse 2
Em        C   Am                Em 
Deadly fever, please don't ever break 
   Em       C   N.C. 
Be my reliever 'cause I don't self medicate 
       Em                     C                 Am                      Em 
And it burns like a gin and I like it, put your lips on my skin and you might ignite it 
Em                       C       Am               Em 
Hurts, but I know how to hide it,   kinda like it    (te-huh) 
 
Pre-Chorus 2
Em       C            Am          Em 
Bad, bad news, one of us is gonna lose 
        Em                 C    Am  N.C. 
I'm the powder, you're the fuse,    just add some friction 
 
Chorus 2
Em   C      Am              Em 
You-ooh are    my strange addiction 
Em   C      Am              Em 
You-ooh are    my strange addiction 
   Em              C         Am             Em 
My doctors can't explain, my symptoms or my pain 
    Em   C      Am  N.C. 
But you-ooh are     my strange addiction 
 
Bridge
Em  Em  Em                   Em 
        Bite my glass, set myself on fire 
          Em                        Em 
Can't you tell I'm crass, can't you tell I'm wired? 
        Em                  Em 
Tell me nothing lasts, like I don't know 
          Em                     Em 
You could kiss my ass-king about my motto 
 
Interlude – from The Office
Em                     C                 Am   Em 
   You should enter in festivals or carnivals,   thoughts? 
Em                 C                 Am  Em 
   Pretty good reaction, pretty cool,       right? 
 
Chorus 3
Em   C      Am              Em 
You-ooh are    my strange addiction 
Em   C      Am              Em 
You-ooh are    my strange addiction 
   Em              C         Am             Em 
My doctors can't explain, my symptoms or my pain 
    Em   C      Am              Em 
But you-ooh are    my strange addiction 
Em  C  Am  Em 
 
Outro
N.C 
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