Intro and First Verse
 
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Hey, I've been driving all over the town 
 
On my cellphone wearin' it out 
 
And I've finally tracked you down 
 
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Hey, everybody says you're the man 
          C          G      D 
The final piece to my masterplan 
          C             G            D 
You got my world in the palm of your hand 
 
N.C. 
Well I know that you got it 
 
Come on and just sell it 
 
Got the cash up in my pocket 
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You know I gotta get it 
 
Chorus 
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Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID 
                      F            G         D 
There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see 
                   F        G       D 
I got my money and you got what I need 
                     F F N.C.  G G N.C.  D 
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID 
 
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Hey, don't even think about tellin' me no 
          C              G           D 
It's only twenty minutes till the show 
    C              G           D 
Hey mister turn it over let's go 
 
D     C           G          D 
No, I ain't gonna need a receipt 
          C            G           D 
Just make sure that it looks like me 
        C             G           D 
So the bouncer don't call the police 
 
N.C. 
And don't tell my daddy 
 
Stole the keys to his caddy 
 
Don't dilly dally 
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I gotta get the hell out of this alley 
 
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Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID 
                      F            G         D 
There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see 
                   F         G      D 
I got my money and you got what I need 
                     F F N.C.  G G N.C. D 
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID 
 
Bb 
Here's my money, now get out of my way 
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Gonna push my luck right up to the stage 
 
Solo
 
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N.C. 
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID 
 
There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see 
 
I got my money and you got what I need 
            F F N.C. G G N.C. 
Hey mister, hey mister 
 
D                    F         G     D 
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID 
                      F            G         D 
There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see 
                   F        G      D 
I got my money and you got what I need 
                     F         G     D 
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID 
 
(D)                  F         G     D 
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID 
                      F            G         D 
There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see 
                   F        G       D 
I got my money and you got what I need 
                     F          G     D 
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID 
           F F N.C. G G N.C. 
Hey mister, hey mister