A I'm as crazy as the days are long and everybody knows I indulge in a little bit too much sin and my mind just comes and goes E7 Still with all my faults I feel as if I can survive D E7 A Cause I'm the only sane man left alive The world is closing in on me there's a wall around me too I got seventeen women knocking on my door threatening to sue E7 It's good to see them out again they haven't lost their drive D E7 A And I'm the only sane man left alive D E7 A D I don't even know my first name that don't bring me down E7 A I'm so happy just to feel this way inside D E7 A D People tell me that I should explain they think I'm turned around B7 E7 To them a sane man's just like Jekyll and Hyde A My personality changes like the winds of a hurricane I got heartaches by the number but I never feel the pain E7 I'm a little off my rocker but the one thing I derive D E7 A Is that I'm the only sane man left alive D E7 A D I don't even know my first name that don't bring me down E7 A I'm so happy just to feel this way inside D E7 A D People tell me that I should explain they think I'm turned around B7 E7 To them a sane man's just like Jekyll and Hyde A E7 I'm a little off my rocker but the one thing I derive D E7 A Is that I'm the only sane man left alive D E7 A I'm the only sane man left alive D E7 A I'm the only sane man left alive