Verse:1 
A                             D1 
I remember well the smell of tequila 
A                                   C# 
One bed, one bath, two months with Steph 
         D1 
Drinkin' up the sunrise 
  E1 
Then sleep till eight at night 
   A                             D1 
I had a ten day birthday till Thanksgiving 
A                              C#  F#1  A 
We burnt the bird and hit the road 
D1                 E1                      A 
Blur in stereo, sonic bookmarks and bad scenes 
                 C#      F#2     E2         D2       E2 
But not a dull moment, I barely miss living in Los Angeles 
 
Verse 2: 
Only took a week to start the warfare 
Eccentric neighbors on welfare 
The turntable spun to the beat of pounding on the walls 
We'd sink another drink with Billy Idol 
Have sloppy s*x on the living room floor 
A whirlwind of simple pleasure principal 
Principles are gone 
It's not a dull moment 
I barely miss living in that selfish bliss with Steph 
 
Bridge: (kinda) 
F#1       D1           A           E1     F#1 
And I always have the past to be warned 
              D1       A              E    D1 
And I always knew the last laugh was more 
                                 A            F#1 
And I can taste the gold ring tarnish in my mouth 
A             G  A             D1   A 
And I need a drink to wash it out 
                 F#1    Bm 
It's not a dull moment 
          A           G                 A 
I barely miss living in that state of filth 
D1 
So I cleaned the yard, the yard, the yard 
A                                G 
Mow the lawn, scrub the stained rug 
    A           G        A            D1 
So what? It's safe and sound I have found 
 
End on D with variation...(just listen to the album)