Intro: G        D       Em      C 
 
verse 1: 
 
G                               
Well they say that opposites attract 
D                 
I can see it now as I look back 
Em               
If I wanted this, he wanted that 
     C 
Weâ??d bark and hiss like dogs and cats 
         G 
But the thing that drove me up a tree 
         D 
Was the way he liked to disagree 
      Em                                 D 
Each time we had a difference of opinion 
 
chorus 1: 
 
C                           D           G 
He liked the covers pulled down and I didnâ??t 
           C                   D            G 
He thought I should lose a few pounds and I didnâ??t 
          C                D                        Em         A 
But what finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion 
C                  D          G 
He thought he was God, and I didnâ??t 
 
verse 2: 
 
G                               
Well it was more than just a loverâ??s spat 
D                 
In this civil war of the thermostat 
Em               
Weâ'd wail away like maniacs 
C 
Throwing shoes and brick-a-brac 
       G 
I can see him now in his muscle shirt 
             D 
With those perky pecks and that cocky smirk 
Em                               D 
Standinâ?? there pushinâ?? all my buttons 
 
chorus 2: 
 
    C                     D           G 
He liked the toilet seat up, and I didnâ??t 
           C                  D        G 
He thought I should be a â??Câ? cup, and I didnâ??t 
        C                  D                        Em         A 
But what finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion 
C                  D           G 
He thought he was God, and I didnâ??t 
 
bridge 
         D 
Yeah, he really thought he was the man 
Em 
Held my whole world in his hands  
         F                           C                   D 
But if he ever comes down from that cloud heâ??s sittinâ?? on 
Em                       C                D 
Hallelujah brothers and sisters, Iâ??ll be gone 
 
SOLO:   C        D       G       C       D       G 
 
TAG: 
         C              D              Em          A 
What finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion 
C                  D            
He thought he was God,  
           Em             A 
He really liked himself a lot 
C                  D          G                  C   G 
He thought he was God, and I didnâ??t