Intro: Verse: Progresison: C Am Em F G C Am Em never could be still for long F G C and i could never hold a job Am Em coupled with a weakness for cocaine and liquor F G C not much you can do for love Am Em when i met you i broke the mold F G C i fell apart and combed my hair Am Em whiskey shakes for ten whole days F G C stay off the streets at night for weeks Chorus: C E F G C E F G i don't wanna be your catholic pagan now that you're here C E F G C E F G we're counting on each other for love, survival, and everything else Verse: please don't padlock your parent's bomb shelter or fill her up with dust and ash a landfill mecca for burnouts and listless adolescent sour mash i'm not saying that i've earned love but i could really use it now so turn out the lights over and over and over we'll figure out the rest somehow Chorus: i don't wanna be your russian bride not anymore barack hussein obama would have a field day if he knew at all C E F G C E F G soooooo we have to go C E F G have to go