Verse 1
                        D 
Do you want to get that drink? 
                          A 
I've gotta finish up this thing 
     A/G#                     G 
He's taking all the turns too fast 
     G/F#                   E 
He's driving down a one-way street 
        A 
But the wrong way 
  D 
I think 
                   A 
Everybody here's insane 
  A/G#                  G 
Remember on my parent's lawn 
G/F#                     E 
Remember in the woods in West 
   A 
Virginia 
 
Instrumental Chorus
G D Bm A 
G D A A7 
G D Bm A 
G D A A7 
 
Verse 2
A7                         D 
I think he's still in Echo Park 
                           A 
I think he's in the living room 
     A/G#                      G 
He's nervous and the coffee's cold 
G/F#              E 
Everybody's still asleep 
       A 
At the hotel 
   D 
My God 
                       A 
He says it's like a TV show 
   A/G#                      G 
He says it's like a real bad dream 
   G/F#                E 
He says he never truly learned 
       A 
How to network 
 
Chorus
G          D 
   Oh, you know 
                   Bm 
We'll call off the show 
                         A 
We'll play it like we're real big stars 
G              D 
   But I don't know man 
        A        A7 
Can't a guy just drink in 
G              D 
peace?     Angeles 
           Bm 
Riddles me this 
              A 
Por qué completar sus clases 
G             D 
  The kid's a dick 
                  A       A7 
He's counting the cash in public 
 
Bridge
Bm               D/A 
   She's calling now 
               D 
She's freaking out 
                    D/E 
She's trying really hard this time but 
Bm                      D/A 
   The picture makes it look like 
         G 
We're in love 
    G                     D 
And everybody thinks it's great 
                                A 
But I don't think it's all that good 
A/G#                      G 
I don't think you care so much 
G/F#                      E 
I don't think you miss me when 
    A 
You say so 
     D 
Wake up! 
                                A 
You're looking like you're fast asleep 
        A/G#                     G 
You're walking like you're sleepwalking 
       G/F#                      E 
You're talking like you're sleep-talking