Intro Em C G D RuPaul Lookie here.. Listen up... I'm the one, oh! Alaska Thunderf*ck Em Hey, girls, my name's Alaska C I got a tiny little question to ask ya G Who's that bitch that's on the top? D Oh, wait, that's me! Hey, Porkchop! Em You're born naked, the rest is drag C But your face just needs a paper bag G Gimme a challenge and I'll crush you all D Changin' the game like my name's RuPaul Em Line 'em up, front to back C I'm sendin' bitches home like a heart attack G Mess with me and you'll wind up in a casket D I'm Dorothy, you're Toto, get in the basket! Em I'll read you down beneath the ground C Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown? G Legacy, remember my name D 'Cause you're gonna see me hangin' in the hall of fame! RuPaul Em C Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you G D Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you Em C Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you G D Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you Em You've been read Em I'm the one, one, one G I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one D I'm the one, one, one Detox Em Detox comin' at you with a slow verse C I'ma speed it up, I had to shut it down first G K*llin' bitches so hard need a pink hearse D I ain't sayin' I'm the best, but I ain't the worst Em You see me shinin' I'm tryin' to take this primetime C I see you whinin' and cryin'; take that to Lifetime G So epic that it's poetic, I spit it on a dime D On Reddit, you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme Em You can't stand me? I don't blame you C If Ru's number 1, then I'm number 2 G You disagree? Well, that's on you D Eyes on the chalkboard, I'll spell it out for you Em C D to the E to the T to the O to the- Hold it!... X G D Naomi Campbell-ing the hoes to the crown, next! RuPaul Em C Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you G D Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you Em C Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you G D Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you Em You've been read Em I'm the one, one, one G I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one D I'm the one, one, one Katya Zamolochikova Em C Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova G A But your dad just calls me Katya Em I'm the bright red scare with the long blonde hair C Always keep 'em coming back for more G You're a basic ass hoe and it's your time to go D So bitch let me show you the door Em Cause it's me whose getting laid and I'm always getting paid; C The only high class Russian whore G I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress D That's a rash, not a herpes sore Em Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets C Baby, are you ready for this Cold War? G D Katya Zamo-lod-chi-kova RuPaul Em C Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you G D Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you Em C Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you G D Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you Em You've been read Em I'm the one, one, one G I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one D I'm the one, one, one Roxxxy Andrews Em I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear C I know you love me, baby, that's why you brought me here G Was a bitch on Season 5, I'm gonna make it right D Give me a sewing challenge and I'll give you what you like Em I'm full of tricks, baby, just like on Halloween C A room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream G I have to get this right so you don't waste your time D Not like my comedy, I'm k*lling on this rhyme Em C I'm gonna show you what I can do G D You're going crazy and seeing two Em C It's not my fault, you can't blame my game G D All these other hoes, but they're all the same RuPaul Em C Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you G D Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you Em C Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you G D Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you Em You've been read Em I'm the one, one, one G I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one C I'm the one, one, one D I'm- I'm the one Em C Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I- G D Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I read you, read you
