Verse 
C                                    F 
Life in this here dog house ain't so bad 
 C                                  G 
Ol' Blue and me snuggle when she's mad 
 C                             
Lord knows I've tried to make things better 
   F 
I even washed her favorite sweater 
 C                 G                  C 
Life in this here dog house ain't so bad 
 
Verse
C                                 F 
Why is her sweet mind so hard to read 
 C                             G 
How many pillows does one bed need 
 C                             
She makes the bed while I'm still snoring 
     F 
She says my songs are stale and boring 
 C                G               C 
Why is her sweet mind so hard to read 
 
Chorus
 F                            C 
Some men get to sleep on the sofa 
F                                     C                        
I can't find a word that rhymes with sofa 
 G 
I'm now stuck in this here dog house 
 F 
Ol' Blue and me and this old field mouse 
   C                   G                    C  
I still can't find a word that rhymes with sofa 
 
Verse
C                                     F 
Life in this here dog house ain't so bad 
 C                            G 
A water dish an old sleeping bag 
 C                             
When it comes to eating dinner 
     F 
Ol' Blue and me we're getting thinner 
 C                 G                  C 
Life in this here dog house ain't so bad 
 
Bridge
 G 
If she gives a choice 'tween dog house and sofa 
 F 
I recommend you you take the sofa 
 
Outro
C                     G                     C 
I still can't find a word that rhymes with sofa