intro      D C Am F G                                                         
           D C Am F E ( or Em-both sound alright)Too big too small   
 
D        C  
Too big too small  
Am               F     G  
Size does matter after all  
D       C  
Zu groß zu klein  
Am               F     E(Em)  
Er konnte etwas größer sein  
D              C  
Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn  
Am              F       G  
Alleine in das Ausland fahren  
D            C  
Reise Reise Fahrvergnügen  
Am                F          E(Em)  
Ich will nur Spaß mich nicht verlieben  
 
Fm  
Just a little bit  
Gm              A  
Just a little bitch  
 
D                  C  
You've got a pussy  
Am             F  G  
I have a dick ah  
D                    C  
So what's the problem  
Am               F  E(Em)  
Let's do it quick  
D                 C  
So take me now before it's too late  
Am                   F         G  
Life's too short so I can't wait  
D               C            
Take me now oh don't you see  
Am                 F      G  
I can't get laid in Germany